These chords sound good with an acoustic guitar, but there are probably better ones out there.
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Intro:
G A Am Eb
A Eb A F
Am E
One day as I was closing
Am
my country music store,
Am7 Am
In came a red haired lady,
Bm A
She was all cried out and sore.
Am7
She walked right in and grabbed me
Am D
Just right out of the blue,
Am Am7
And said "I need someone to listen,
Em Am C
And this someone will be you."
G Am Eb
She said, "I know that men are stupid,
Am Bm
I know that you are too,
Am G Am A
So I will try to simplify my story just for you.
Am E A D
I am a man-eater, I own them from the start,
Am E Am C A C
But somehow this handsome fucker got his grip around my heart.
CHORUS
A Dm Am
Well I know I had it coming,
Dm
I know I was a fool,
Am
Cause he really made me trust him
E7
And he really made me drool,
Dm Am
He made me feel important,
Dm
He knew just what to say,
Em A
But you can bet your ass I really made him pay."
Interlude:
Am A E Am G A
(played while humming)
G Am Eb
She said "My plan was to seduce him,
Am Bm
But he was far ahead,
Am G
He smiled at me and suddenly
Am A
I laid down in his bed.
Am E A D
And so far it was perfect, but something wasn't right,
Am E
Because I thought of him the whole next day,
Am C
And dreamt of him all night.
Am E
And soon I was his baby,
Am D
My god I was naive,
Am G
Cause he was fine and he was mine,
Am A
I simply couldn't leave.
Am E Am C
One day I came home early and found him in a chair,
Am G
But over him sat my best friend,
Am A
And guess what she did there.
CHORUS
A Dm Am
Well I know I had it coming,
Dm
I know I was a fool,
Am
Cause he really made me trust him
E7
And he really made me drool,
Dm Am
He made me feel important,
Dm
He knew just what to say,
Em A
But you can bet your ass I really made him pay."
Interlude:
Am A E Am G A
(played while humming)
Well I didn't care about her,
I let her run away,
He said 'oh please I'm sorry'
And I said 'but you will pay.'
Then he tried to escape me, but I was far ahead,
I found a knife and took his life,
Oh god how much he bled.
And then I cut him up in pieces,
My handsome charming midge,
I sorted him in big black bags,
And put him in the fridge.
Now I am a man-eater, in more than just one way...
He tastes like pig, but that's okay,
I eat him every day.
Chorus
Well I know I had it coming,
I know I was a fool,
Cause he really made me trust me
And he really made me drool,
He made me feel important,
He knew just what to say,
But you can bet your ass I really made him pay.
