C
Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
F
It's so freakin' good
C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
G7 C
If you haven't then I think you should
C
Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen
One day, and I was itchin'
To fill up my belly
With the pipin' hot jelly
G7
Of the best damn treat in the world
Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!
Peter: And I saw a stick of butter
And it almost made me shudder
C
And scream like a baby girl
Together: I don't want a giant penis
Or a rocket ship to Venus
F
I don't want to win the lottery
I just want to squat and gobble
C
'Til I'm dizzy and I waddle
G7 C
In a butter, fruit and dough tart treat
G7 C
So I put butter on a Pop Tart
F
It was so freakin' good
C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
G7 C
If you haven't then I think you should
C
Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
F
It's so freakin' good
C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
G7 C
If you haven't then I think you should
Quagmire: Pop Tart!
Peter: With butter?!
