Am Peter: I can't poop in strange places Quagmire: Strange places Em Peter: I can only poop in my home G It's as though I'm watched by strange faces Quagmire: Strange faces Am Peter It's why I never roam Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers Quagmire: Strangers... Em Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs... G Together: I've put my whole family in danger Am To poop before my anus bleeds F C Home bowl, home bowl G Am You know just what I need F C Home bowl, home bowl G Am Poop before my anus bleeds