Am
Peter: I can't poop in strange places
Quagmire: Strange places
Em
Peter: I can only poop in my home
G
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces
Quagmire: Strange faces
Am
Peter It's why I never roam
Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers
Quagmire: Strangers...
Em
Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...
G
Together: I've put my whole family in danger
Am
To poop before my anus bleeds
F C
Home bowl, home bowl
G Am
You know just what I need
F C
Home bowl, home bowl
G Am
Poop before my anus bleeds