I'm Not Drunk Octoberman E A E I'm not drunk I'm drinkin' E A E What you said was wrong. E A B And the more you say "are you OK," A B E The more I try to sing this song. E A E 'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin' E A E Thinkin' about our past. E A B The more you flirt and wear that skirt, A B E The emptier the glass. E A E B E A B A E E A E 'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin' E A E So please leave me alone. E A B Just in case I saw your pretty face, A B E I left my Volkswagon at home. E A E 'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin' E A E Like you knew I would. E A B So clear the lane and don't complain A B E 'Cause your sister's lookin' pretty good. [she's pretty good] E A E B E A B E A E A E And I'm not drunk I'm drinkin' E A E I'm not drunk, I swear to god! E It's too early. E A E 'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin' E A E So tell your new man, I'm not even close to done. E A B And if he tries to spread those dirty little lies, A B E I'm lookin' into buying a handgun. E A E 'Cause I'm not drunk I'm drinkin' E A E 'Cause what you did was wrong. E A B And the more you try to keep me dry, A B E The more I'll try to sing this song. E A E B E A B A E