Capo 1st INTRO: Play the open 6th string twice, then play the 5th string with your finger on the 7th fret (relative to the capo), and then play the 6th string a 4th time. You're going to do this a total of 8 times. You can also just simply play Em, D, and A. Listen for them, especially on the last 4 rounds of the intro. VERSE #1: Em Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed Em D A Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime Em Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town Em Got nothin' to drive, but just outside D A I hear my ride CHORUS: Em Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Em Down to the honky tonky Em It's gonna get funky funky D A Hee haw, hee haw Em Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Em Down to the honky tonky Em It's gonna get funky funky D A Hee haw, hee haw VERSE #2: Em George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster Em D A When I pull up in pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter Em But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule Em I fill their glass, they tip 'em back D A Em They dig the way I ride that ass Em D And I do, you would if you could too Em They all walk funny when they done A Ridin' you know who, yeah! REPEAT CHORUS BRIDGE: Em D Oh the ladies like to ride D A Oh the ladies like to ride A Em D Oh the ladies like to ride D A The ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y INSTRUMENTAL BREAK: Em D A x2 VERSE #3: Em When they say that it's last call, no I don't sweat it y'all Em D A Got a bottle in the saddle, six pack in the stall Em So baby, what you say we giddy up to my place? Em D A We hit the barn, ain't no harm rollin' in the hay, hey! REPEAT CHORUS Em Gonna ride, gonna ride Em Gonna ride that donkey D A Hee haw, hee haw Em Gonna ride, gonna ride Em Gonna ride that donkey D Hee haw, hee haw Em Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Em Down to the honky tonky Em It's gonna get funky funky Em Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Em Down to the honky tonky Em It's gonna get funky funky Em Gonna ride that donkey, donkey N.C. Down to the honky tonky N.C. It's gonna get funky funky N.C. Hee haw
