Capo 1 verse: G Em Bm Vulcanize the whoopee stick D In the ham wallet G Em Bm Cattle prod the oyster ditch D With the lap rocket G Em Bm Batter dip the cranny ax D In the gut locker G Em Bm Retrofit the pudding hatch (Ooh la la) D With the boink swatter pre-chorus: C If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then G D In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though C I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically G D I don't wanna beat around the bush Chorus: G Em Bm D Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo G Em Bm D Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo verse: G Em Bm Marinate the nether rod D In the squish mitten G Em Bm Power drill the yippee bog D With the dude piston G Em Bm Pressure wash the quiver bone D In the bitch wrinkle G Em Bm Cannonball the fiddle cove (Ooh la la) D With the pork steeple pre-chorus: C If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then G D In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though C I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically G D I don't wanna beat around the bush Chorus: G Em Bm D Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo G Em Bm D Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
