Tab taken from youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUHSs7RSqg
INTRO
G
VERSE
G
I still haven't found a girlfriend
C D
though I've tried a lot
G
So can you help me please
C D
it's tougher than I thought
C G D
The odds are pretty good but
Em C
the goods are pretty odd
D
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.
G
You see this all the time
C D
nice girls in love with jerks
G
What could they be thinking
C D
Tell me how it works
C G D
If I've got some problems well I
Em C
wouldn't be the first
D
but the ones I have in mind are even worse
CHORUS
C D Em C
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
G D
Who he could always call
G
Who'd always be there for him
C D
In spite of all his faults
C G D
He was the worst guy ever
G D Em
reviled and despised
C Am D
Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
(short pause) C
Why can't I?
VERSE
G
Life is full of contradictions
C D
Hard to understand
G
And for every happy woman
C D
There's a lonely man
C G D
Nixon had his puppy
Em C
Charles Manson had his clan
D
But god forbid that I get a girlfriend
CHORUS
C D Em C
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
G D
Who he could call his own
G
to sweeten days of bitterness
C D
and feeling all alone
C G D
I'm not as bad as Hilter but it
Em C
doesn't mean a thing since
C Am D
they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
Em C
I don't see why they'd rather be with
D G
Hitler more than me
