--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clem Snide - Born a Man --------------------------------------------------------------------------- E--0----4----0----0----0---------------------------------------------------| B--7----5----0----2----0---------------------------------------------------| G--8----6----1----1----1---------------------------------------------------| D--6----6----2----2----2---------------------------------------------------| A--7----4----0----0----2---------------------------------------------------| E--0----4----2----0----0---------------------------------------------------| E7M9 C#m E/F# AM7 E This is based on an acoustic version that Eef plays live. I'm pretty sure the chords are all correct, although the name for the first one might not be. E7M9 C#m The dog's chasing buzzards' E7M9 C#m shadows across the deck. E/F# AM7 Carving circles in the sky with E bibs tied around their neck. E7M9 C#m And the lake was once a desert E7M9 C#m where the houseboat ran aground. E/F# AM7 A bright florescent jet ski had to E tow us back to town. E/F# AM7 A bright florescent jet ski had to E tow us back to town. E7M9 C#m Startled by the paper E7M9 C#m and its unfamiliar slang. E/F# AM7 It said the local beauty pageant winner E had been born a man. E7M9 C#m They chased her through the wheat field. E7M9 C#m They stripped her of her crown. E/F# AM7 Desperate just to get their dusty E seed into the ground. E/F# AM7 Desperate just to get their dusty E seed into the ground. E7M9 C#m And you say there's no one in this world E7M9 C#m no one who's truly free. E/F# AM7 Every single one of us a E kitten up a tree. E7M9 C#m Except for maybe surfers E7M9 C#m and porn stars by degree. E/F# AM7 Well i wonder if she loves her work as E as much as you love me. E/F# AM7 I wonder if she loves her work as E as much as you love me. E7M9 C#m They drained the fluid nightly E7M9 C#m but by dawn it's there again. E/F# AM7 The head nurse recommended that you E count backwards from ten. E7M9 C#m And those who are the most afraid E7M9 C#m say courage is a sin. E/F# AM7 We are just bracing for the impact by E loosening our limbs. E/F# AM7 We are just bracing for the impact by E loosening our limbs.