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Gravity Is A Bitch Chords - Miranda Lambert
G E A D G
G
You spend your twenties feelin'
That you're walkin' on the ceiling
C G
And you party like you're eight feet tall
You say workin's for the birds
E7
Chasing dreams in mini skirts
A D
From here everything seems small
G
Then thirties come around
And you finally feel the ground
C A
Look around and maybe start planning
G
For what the future holds
E
And though you're far from old
A D G
You moisturize and spend less time tanning
C A
You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
G
You're startin' to look like all of your friends
A7
Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
D D7
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
C A
You've got places that you can't even itch
G E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
A D G
'Cause gravity is a bitch
G C A G E A D G
G
Forty's kind of boring
And you spend your time ignoring
C G
The things you don't see so clear
G
You're reflection in the glass
E7
Is gonna knock you on your ass
A D
You wonder how the hell'd you get down here
G
You're happy in your fifties
Though things are kind of shifty
C A
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
G
Go to bed at eight o'clock
E7
And comb your hair if you still got it
A D G
'Cause you're almost at the finish line
C A
You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
G
You're startin' to look like all of your friends
A7
Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
D D7
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
C A
You've got places that you can't even itch
G E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
A D G E7
'Cause gravity is a bitch
A D G
Yea gravity is a bitch
E7
I'm here to tell ya
A D G
Gravity...... Is a bitch
Enjoy!
