E Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks E Or knackered Converse E A Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks A But all of that's what the point is not A Am The point is that there ain't no romance around there E And there's the truth that they can't see E They'd probably like to throw a punch at me A And if you could only see them, then you would agree A Am Agree that there ain't no romance around there Cm B You know, oh, it's a funny thing, you know? A We'll tell them if you like Am We'll tell them all tonight E They'll never listen Cm Because their minds are made up F#m B And course it's all OK to carry on that way E 'Cause over there there's broken bones E A There's only music, so that there's new ringtones And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes Am To see it's a little different around here E Don't get me wrong though there's boys in bands E A And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands A And just 'cause he's had a couple of cans A Am He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead Cm B You know, oh, it's a funny thing, you know? A We'll tell them if you like Am We'll tell them all tonight E They'll never listen Cm Because their minds are made up F#m B And course it's all OK to carry on that way Cm B But I said no, oh no! A Am Well oh, you won't get me to go E Cm Not anywhere, don't even dare F#m A Em No, I won't go....