These chords only look difficult, this is actually a very simple song. I haven't seen
any right chords to this song around the internet so I decided I'll give my part...
Opening:
Fm/D G7b9 Cm Cm/Ab
E|-----------4-----------4--------------------------|
B|--------6-----------3--------------4-----------4--|
G|-----5--------------------------5-----------5-----|
D|--0--------------3-----------5-----------5--------|
A|--------------------------3-----------------------|
E|--------------3-----------------------4-----------|
Oh Oh Yeah-eah Oh Oh Yeah-eah-eah
Fm/D G7b9 Cm Cm
E|-----------4-----------4------------------|
B|--------6-----------3--------------4---4--|
G|-----5--------------------------5------5--|
D|--0--------------3-----------5---------5--|
A|--------------------------3------------3--|
E|--------------3---------------------------|
Oh Oh Yeah-eah Oh Oh
Verse I: (play same as the opening)
Fm/D G7b9
I wear women's underwear
Cm Cm/Ab
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Fm/D G7b9
I cross my legs just like a queer
Cm Cm
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
Fm/D G7b9
What defines a straight man's straight?
Cm Cm/Ab
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Fm/D G7b9
I tell you what a women loves most
Cm
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Chours: (play whole chords)
Fm G Cm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
Ab G
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Fm G Cm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated
Ab G
No more listless invitations
Verse II: (just as same as verse I)
Fm/D G7b9
I live by a hospital
Cm Cm/Ab
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
Fm/D G7b9
I see people dying there
Cm Cm
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Fm/D G7b9
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
Cm Cm/Ab
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
Fm/D G7b9
All I need is a heart attack
Cm
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
Chours: (play whole chords)
Fm G Cm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
Ab G
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Fm G Cm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated
Ab G
No more listless invitations
C part: (play whole chords)
Fm
For the love of fuck
G
For the sake of Pete
Cm Ab
Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?
Fm
I am the rooster in the morning
G
I'm the cock of the day
Cm
I'm the boxer in the briefs
Ab
I'm a twelve ounce steak
Fm G Cm Ab
Eh-oh, Eh-oh, Eh-oh Yabo
Fm G Cm Ab C#
Yabo, Yabo, Yabo, Yabo
Ab
Ya, it's verbatim
C# Ab
And ya, and it's naked
C# Ab
And ya, and it's shakin'
G
It shakes, shakes shakes
Opening again and that's it.
Great song, great album, great band. good luck!
