Capo I [Verse 1] E A E Time and time again Lord I'll be going through the motions E B7 A As a means to an end but the ends don't seem to meet E A E Walking around living the dream anytime I take the notion E B7 E Til the truth comes bubbling up so bittersweet [Chorus] A E Ain't no point getting outta bed if you ain't living the dream E B7 It's like making a big old pot of coffee when you ain't got no cream A I don't need to change my strings E A 'Cause the dirt don't hurt the way I sing E B7 E I don't have to do a Goddamn thing except sit around and wait to die B7 E [Verse 2] E A E Well I been waiting on an angel waitress to come and take my order E B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# Tell me all about the special today E A E Staring at a puddle of mud in my spoon couldn't be much bored'er E B7 E E/F# E/G# Hoping them circles on the paper don't call back telling me to start today [Bridge] A E That old man upstairs, he wears a crooked smile E B7 B7/F# B7 Staring down at the chaos he created A E Said son if you ain't having fun just wait a little while E Momma's gonna wash it all away B7 E And she thinks Mercy's overrated [Solo] E A E E B7 E A E E B7 E [Chorus] A E Ain't no point getting outta bed if you ain't living the dream E B7 It's like making a big old pot of coffee when you ain't got no cream A I don't need to change my strings E A 'Cause the dirt don't hurt the way I sing E B7 E I don't have to do a Goddamn thing except sit around and wait to die E B7 E I don't have to do a Goddamn thing except sit around and wait to die