G: 320033
B7: x21202
Em: 022000
C: x32013
D: xx0232
G B7 Em
Girls can't fly jetpacks
C D
Oh no no they can't
G B7 Em
Because they have vaginas
C D
Oh yes they do
G B7 Em
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
C D
Not nagging
G B7 Em
So girls can't fly jetpacks
C D
No no no they can't
G B7
Imagine once a month how many people would die
Em C
Girls crashing their jetpacks
C D
because they have tears in their eyes
G B7 Em
And they can't do their harnesses up tight
C D
Because of the cramps
G B7 Em
Girls can't fly jetpacks
C D
Oh no no they can't
G B7 Em
Because they have vaginas
C D
Oh yes they do
G B7 Em
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
C D
Not nagging
G B7 Em
So girls can't fly jetpacks
C D
No no no they can't
G B7
Now I'm not trying to start a war of the sexes
Em C D
This goes out to all women, not just my exes
G B7
To fly a jetpack, there's something fundamentally
Em C D
that they lack
(TRUMPET SOLO!)
G B7 Em
Girls can't fly jetpacks
C D
Oh no no they can't
G B7 Em
Because they have vaginas
C D
Oh yes they do
G B7 Em
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
C D
Not nagging
G B7 Em
So girls can't fly jetpacks
