[Intro] F# E F# E F# (slide from E to F#) F# E D# C# [Verse] F# I love you, I hate you, I'm on the fence, it all depends F# Whether I'm up or down, I'm on the mend, transcending all reality F# I like you, despise you, admire you F# What are we gonna do when everything all falls through? F# I must confess, I've made a mess of what should be a small success F# But I digress, at least I've tried my very best, I guess F# This, that, the other, why even bother? F# F# E D# C# It won't be with me on my deathbed, but I'll still be in your head [Chorus] F# A B F# A B Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you F# A B F# A B Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you F# A B F# A B Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey F# A B A#m7 I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny F# F# E D# C# [Verse 2] F# It's scratched and drifting, I've become attached to the idea F# It's all a shifting dream, bittersweet philosophy F# I've got no idea how I even got here F# I'm resentful, I'm having an existential time crisis F# Want bliss, daylight savings won't fix this mess F# Under-worked and over-sexed, I must express my disinterest F# F# E D# C# The rats are back inside my head, what would Freud have said? [Chorus] F# A B F# A B Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you F# A B F# A B Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you F# A B F# A B Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey F# A B A#m7 I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny F# F# E D# C# [Verse 3] F# I wanna wash out my head with turpentine, cyanide F# I decide this internal diatribe F# When I try to catch you right, I hate seeing you cry F# In the kitchen, I don't know why it affects me like this F# When you're not even mine to consider F# Erroneous, harmonious, I'm hardly sanctimonious F# Dirty clothes, I suppose we all outgrow ourselves F# I'm a fake, I'm a phony, I'm awake, I'm alone F# I'm homely, I'm a Scorpio [Chorus] F# A B F# A B Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you F# A B F# A B Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you F# A B F# A B Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey F# A B A#m7 I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny F# F# E D# C#
