Tongue tied (Red Dwarf) Capo 4 to sound like the original. You can plonk in anywhere else, though :) G D When I saw you for the first time (first time) Am C My knees began to quiver (quiver) G D And I got a funny feeling (feeling) Am C In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby) G My hands they started shakin' (shakin') D Em My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom) C G My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey) D Now darling tell me something G D Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied Am C Whenever you are near me? (near me) G Tied tongue (tied tongue) D Tied tongue (tied tongue) Am C Whenever you're in town D G You make me feel a clown, girl Am Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied) tongue tied C G Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly) Em C Tied tied, tongue tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied) D G Whenever you're around D I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin') Am C I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby) G D But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk) Am C My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop) G I tried to say "I love you" (love you) D Em But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl) C G It sounded like "nunubididoo" (tongue tied) D Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl G D That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied Am C Whenever you are near me (near me) G I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy) D Murmy nurmy (nurmy murmy) Am C Whenever you're in town (in town) D G My trousers they go brown, girl D Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) tongue tied Am C Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly) G Be-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle) D Tongue tied (tongue tied) Am C G Whenever you're around Am C Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees Am C Sweet, sweet darling, listen please Am C Understand me when I say Am D Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay G D I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied Am C Whenever you are near me (really) G I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy) D Murmy nurmy (murmy nurmy) Am C Whenever you're in town (in town) D G I drool so much I drown, girl D Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy Am C Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly) G Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle) D Durgle dobby (durgle dobby) Am C Whenever you're around (around) Am D G Whenever you're around, girl