No 16 in the UK charts in 1980. Intro = G Verse 1 G I'm no good at chatting up and always get rebuffed G Enough to drive a man to drink I don't do no washing up G I always leave the stuff piled up piled up in the sink G C G But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties Verse 2 G Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home G She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone G Living on my own.......what am I supposed to do G C G That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties C G You will always find him in the kitchen at parties C G You will always find him in the kitchen at parties Bb F Bb F Bb Bb Verse 3 G Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock G She was into French cuisine but I ain't no Cordon Bleu G This was at some do in Palmer's green.......I had no luck with her G C G You will still find him in the kitchen at parties C G You will still find him in the kitchen at parties Bb F Bb F Bb Bb Verse 4 to outro G At last I met a pretty girl she laughed and talked with me G C G C G We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way C G And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties C G I've done my time in the kitchen at parties C G He's done his time in the kitchen at parties C G He's done his time in the kitchen at parties C G He's done his time in the kitchen at parties C G He's done his time in the kitchen at parties