------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turd - Krill ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuning: Standard A greatly simplified version F# I had a vision of myself A Bm A turd spinning in flushing water F# Not going down A I think of myself Bm As not going down F# And maybe it's bad E To want to go down No Chords But if I could go somewhere At least it'd be a sort of conviction If I could just keep a commitment Maybe I'd be happier e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7--9--7--9--11--9--7---9--7--6---7--6--2---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D If I could just go down And not always have such a conniption G Every time i make a commitment D Maybe I'd be happier F# Maybe I'd be happier A If I could go down Bm I had a premonition F# About my next life A I was a peanut Bm And someone cracked me open F# But they didn't eat me E I wanna get ate D 'cause if I could just be ate At least then I'd be useful to someone G Instead I'm just a peanut all rotten D Sitting here and catching dust If I could just be ate At least someone might say I was worthy G And who would wanna nurse all this worry D If someone would swallow you F# I wish someone would swallow me A Then I could go down Bm And take a peek at your insides F# All red and brown A And come out the outside B And be a turd spinning F# In flushing water E I wanna go down D 'cause if I could go somewhere At least it'd be a sort of conviction G If I could just keep a commitment D Maybe I'd be happier But I'll never go down 'cause man that would just be way too easy G I'll never kill myself D But live forever I'll live forever Then maybe I'd be happier G D