not perfect, but close enough to fudge it.
epic bassline is epic.
Intro: Em G D G(D) x2
1ST VERSE:
Em G
Oh, no. won't pretend I didn't see
D G- D
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Em G
Don't, know, if you can read or if you've seen
D G- D
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
C C
The latest trend has hit its peak
D G- D
They say that geek's becomin' chic
Em G
So now you're out of style as you can be
D Bm
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
Chorus:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
2ND VERSE:
Em G
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
D G- D
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Em G
Never earned your part of nerd society
D G- D
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C C
Watched my Next Gen every night
D G- D
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Em G
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free,
D
where as me
(Bm)
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face
Chorus 2:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
3RD VERSE:
Em G
Role reversal must be a total drag
D G- D
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
Em G
I appreciate you for being cruel
D G- D
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G Bm
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Em C G
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb, You can Evite me
Bm
and I'll say yes, but I won't really come
Em G
Got my comics
C D
Got my games
Em G
All the things you
C D
thought were lame
Em G
Got my cosplay
C D
Fanfic too
Em G
Got you pegged
C Bm
S T F U
Chorus 2:
Em G
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they so rule
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
C
Now I'm the one that's cool
Bm
I'm the one that's cool
Em G
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
C
And I'm the one that's cool
Bm Em
I'm the one that's cool (I'm the one that's cool)
[Guitar Solo/fill]
Em G C Bm :| 4x
end on Em
