Intro:
E-------------------------------|E
B-------------------------------|B
G----10-8-----10-8--------------|G
D----10-8-10--10-8-10------5-5--|D
A-10-------------------1s-3--3--|A
E-8----------8--------3---------|E
C Bb F
Black socks, no shoes, chuggin cans of mountain dew
C Bb F
T-shirt, boxer shorts, Imma lazy boy watching sports
G
And eatin cheetos just as fast as I can
C (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man
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C Bb F
Work hard, pay the bills, call my buddys fire up the grill
C Bb F
Hot dogs, baked beans, love handle spillin over my jeans
G
And swattin flies with the back of my hand
C (1 count)
Might as well face it I'm an old white man
C Bb F
Shut this, close that, get your hands off my thermostat
C Bb F
Flat screen, golf clubs, makin payments on a new hot tub
G
Already spent my retirement plan
C (1 count)
Lord have mercy I'm an old white man
