Intro: E-------------------------------|E B-------------------------------|B G----10-8-----10-8--------------|G D----10-8-10--10-8-10------5-5--|D A-10-------------------1s-3--3--|A E-8----------8--------3---------|E C Bb F Black socks, no shoes, chuggin cans of mountain dew C Bb F T-shirt, boxer shorts, Imma lazy boy watching sports G And eatin cheetos just as fast as I can C (1 count) Might as well face it I'm an old white man (Play the intro again) C Bb F Work hard, pay the bills, call my buddys fire up the grill C Bb F Hot dogs, baked beans, love handle spillin over my jeans G And swattin flies with the back of my hand C (1 count) Might as well face it I'm an old white man C Bb F Shut this, close that, get your hands off my thermostat C Bb F Flat screen, golf clubs, makin payments on a new hot tub G Already spent my retirement plan C (1 count) Lord have mercy I'm an old white man