The Ideal Husband from I Love You, Honeybear (2015) Based on this performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTUVXQfLcc [Intro] E G A Am [Verse 1] E G A Am E G A Am Julian is gonna take my files C Every woman that I’ve slept with, A Am every friendship I’ve neglected, C didn’t call when grandma died, A Am I spent my money getting drunk and high C I’ve done things unprotected, A Am proceeded to drive home wasted, C bought things to win over siblings - A Am C I’ve said awful things, such awful things [Chorus] A Am C and now, now it’s out There! A Am and now, now it’s out E G A Am (x2) [Verse 2] E G A Am E G A Am Julian, he’s gonna take my files C Telling people jokes to shut them up, A Am resenting people that I love, C sleep in til two then doing shit, A Am just stay in bed and later lie about it, C obsessing over graying hair, A Am knowing just what people wanna hear, C binging on unearned attention - A Am C I’ve said awful things, such awful things A Am C and now, now it’s out There! [Chorus] A Am C and now, now it’s out [Verse 3] C I came by at seven in the morning A Am seven in the morning, seven in the morning C I came by at seven in the morning A Am I said, baby, I’m finally succumbing C said something dumb like I’m tired of running A Am tired of running, tired of running C Let’s put a baby in the oven - A Am wouldn’t I make the ideal husband? E G A Am (x4) End on E
