Easy song, great sing along. C G C It was all that I could do to keep from cryin' F C sometimes it seems so useless to remain F C You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' G C You never even call me by my name. C G C You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings C G C And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride. F C Am You don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore. D G Even though your on my fightin' side. CHORUS F C And I'll hang around as long as you will let me G C And I never minded standin' in the rain. F C You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' G C G You never even call me by my name. C G C I've heard my name a few times in your phone book F C I've seen it on signs where I've laid F C Am But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe D G Is when Jesus has his final judgement day. CHORUS: C G C Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. F C IAnd I went to pick her up in the rain. F C Am But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck D G IShe got runned over by a damned old train. CHORUS: F C So I'll hang around as long as you will let me G C And I never minded standin' in the rain. F C You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' C G C F You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me C G F C Why don't you ever call me by my name.