[Intro Riff] [Guitar 2]
Bb G
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B|----------------------|----3-------------------------------------------------|
G|-1-\-3-0--------0-----|----0-------------------------------------------------|
D|----------1-\-3-------|----0-------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------|----2-------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------|----3-------------------------------------------------|
[Verse Riff]
G C
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B|------3-------3--------1---------1-------------|
G|-------------------------0----------0----------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------3--------3------------------|
E|-3--------3------------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
G
American by birth and Southern by the grace of God
C G
Means that everything I do, I do it right
G
New York and California, you can go and have your fun
C G
But down here I got a list of what I like
[Chorus 1]
Bb
Eating tater tots and pussy
F
Sucking Mountain Dew and tits
C
Kick my grandpa in his nutsack
G
Then I suck my boss' dick
Bb F
Fuck my cousin in her asshole 'fore I finished on her tits
C
Then I shoot my neighbor's cat
C G
I love that redneck shit
[Verse 2]
G
You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want
C G
But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick
G
If you can read this then the bitch fell off, that's a sticker on a bike
C G
Sure, but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick
[Chorus 2]
Bb F
Taking pictures of my momma while she's tryna take a shit
C G
Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit
Bb F
Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits
C
Jacking off my neighbor's dog
C G
I love that redneck shit
[Verse 3]
G
People think we're crazy man, they think we're all insane
C G
Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave
G
You can stay at grandma's house, she'll cook you up some country ham
C G
And after dinner you can nibble on her beave'
[Chorus 3]
Bb F
Met a biddie at the swap meet then I fucked her for a bit
C G
Shoved a dildo up my asshole just to see if it could fit
Bb F
Buy a bunch of nudie magazines, the ones that show the clit
C
Then I tongue my brother’s butt
C G
I love that redneck shit
C G
Redneck shit!
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