Am7 Chord- __________ e|0---------- B|---1------- G|0---------- D|------2---- A|0---------- E|0---------- Verse 1- C Cmaj9 Am7 F last Saturday, my friends took me, out on their new boat, to water ski. C Cmaj9 Am7 I didn't know how to, so I tried to fake, till they hit the gas, and dragged F me round the the lake. Chorus- C Cmaj9 Am7 F my arms are broken, and my legs are, too, this is not a blast, I mean, nobody cares. C Cmaj9 Am7 F my arms ar- Eh, ooh, ow ow. Verse- C Cmaj9 Am7 F I remember when, not long ago, my friends took me to ski in the snow. C Cmaj9 Am7 I got off the lift, and I grabbed my poles, and then I tumbled down, F and next thing I know. Chorus- C Cmaj9 Am7 my arms were broken, and my legs were, too, well I had no hope, on a black F diamond slope. C Cmaj9 Am7 my arms were broken, I can't forget that day, well I should have chilled, and F took the bunny hill. C my arms ar- Arrgh! Bridge- C Cmaj9 Bb If I had just one wish, only one demand, is that you'd call the nurse, to change Am7 my bed pan. C Cmaj9 Bb I would do it myself, with my own two hands, but I can not because my arms are Cmaj9 bro-o-ken. Ehh Aragha! C They're broken.