Capo on 3. Credit to domoneill92 for the verses, but I wanted to get one up with the chorus (I think) right. Hit me with your input. In the first line of the chorus, I'm torn between an F#m and a G following the D. Intro: G Em Am C D G Em Three brides before breakfast. These rails just wrecked us. Am C D My right hand on my heart while my left hand snaps your necklace. G Em Each day gets a little more scary. We're holding on, in a way, but just barely. Am C D Moms and Dads are rationing their cash for the commissary. G Em C D F#m Em Am D But I can't start without going all the way - it's a habit someone gave me. G Em The nursemaid of the blank page. A canary of the American eclipse. C D A profiteer picking up pink slips. G Em Am C D G Em This wish just to go back, hey... when I know wasn't ever, ever happy! Am C D Show me my best memory - it's probably super crappy. G Em Nine years down in Texas, with sluts of both sexes, Am C D liars, lumps, and drug addicts, and drunks; I love my friends, G Em C D F#m Em Am D but I can't stop without going all the way, and I've been that way since '83. G Em The midwife of the jetlife. Oh, genie with a golden spliff. C D G A prostitute paid in pink slips. G Em I crashed my Cadillac in the valley of mirrors. When the call came, there was nobody here. Am When they came from the communists, I kissed them on the lips. C D F#m Em Am D Then they came for the singers, in a haze of pink slips. G Em I guess I was just dreaming and drifting, artificially lifted. Am C D Only happy until the age of ten is still a gift, G Em C D F#m Em but we can't go back to those "227" days. Am D It's just a dream we all were having. G Em Hey, mariner in the dirt trade. Oh, postman of the post-apocalypse - C D from Academy Awards to pink slips! G Em And I showered my Corvette with Moët for years, but now I'm standing in the rain drinking the champagne of beers. Am They say, "Who's that shadow sneaking off behind the pier? C D He was rushed and then he was rattled, but now he's finally in the clear to be a G Em refugee from the rat race, in his white tuxedo and his sad-face. Am G D A music group that your dad plays, singing songs about autumn days. G Em He's the laureate of the Granite State, and now he doesn't even write, he just riffs. C D G And they'll cover up his coffin with pink slips.