[Intro] e--0-0--0-0-0-0-----------------------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-----------------------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0---0--| B--1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1---1--| G--2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2---2--| D--2-2--2-2-2-2-----------2-----------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------2-----------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2---2--| A--0-0--0-0-0-0-------2-3---3-2-------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-------2-3---3-2-------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0---0--| E--x-x--x-x-x-x---1-3-----------3-1---x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x---1-3-----------3-1---x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x---x--| [Verse] Am F there's a place where everyone can be happy C G it's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world Am F it's made of candy canes and planes and bright, red choo choo trains C G and the meanest little boys the most innocent little girls Am F and you know, I wish that I could go there C G it's a road that I have not found Am F and I wish you the best of luck, dear, C G drop a card or letter to my side of town [Chorus] F E 'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend F E G but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send Am G D Am and you F G painted my entire world Am G D Am but I F G don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled N.C. Intro riff and I won't forget it [Verse] Am F there's a place where everyone can be right C G even though you remain determined to be opposed Am F admittance requires no qualifications C G it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes Am F so please try not to be impatient C G for we all hate standing in line Am F and when the farm is good and bought you'll be there without a thought C G and eternity my friend, is a long fuckin' time [Chorus] F E 'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend F E G but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send Am G D Am and you F G painted my entire world Am G D Am but I F G don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled N.C. Intro riff and I won't forget it