The Night Josh Tillman Came To Our Apartment

The rhythm is kind of tricky and these chords are definitely not exact; I'm working from the Live
in Philly version from Youtube
(http://chordify.net/chords/father-john-misty-malaprops-live-intuitivemediums).
This should be a decent start, though, and any corrections/improvements are appreciated!

[Intro]
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Oh I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
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I mean like a goddamn marching band
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She says, "Like, literally" music is the air she breathes
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And the malaprops make me wanna fucking scream
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I wonder if she even knows what that word means
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Well it's literally not that

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Oooh, ooooh
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Of the few main things I hate about her one's her petty vogue ideals
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Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
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By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around 
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And now every insufferable convo
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Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
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Of which she is in the middle

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Oh my god, I swear this never happens
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Lately I can't stop the wheels from spinning
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I feel so unconvincing
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When I fumble with your buttons

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Oooh

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She blames her excess on my influence but gladly hoovers all my drugs
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I found her naked with her best friend in the tub
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We sang silent night in three parts, which was fun
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Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughn
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I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
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Why don't you move to the delta

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I obliged later on when you begged me to choke you