Intro: G C Em D (x3)
G C G
G C
Well I crawled to confession early today
Em D
They took just one look and they turned me away
G C
I'll enlighten my spirits in some other way
Em D
but why tell me god do things happen this way
G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse
G C
My dog's gone astray and my cat doesn't mouse
Em D
My neighbor is hung in a tree by his house
G C
My tires have been slashed and my battery's flat
Em D
Well please tell me why, tell me what's up with that?
CHORUS
G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
G C
Got a call from my wife who's just filed for divorce
Em D
She's taking the cash, the house, and my horse
G C
The government says I owe lots of back tax
Em D
Now tell me how it can get worse than that
CHORUS
G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
Solo: G C Em D (x2)
C C/B
Why is my luck so bad?
C C/B
I'll blame my heavenly dad
C C/B
And I hope to some day sallyforth from this muck
Em D
Till that day I shall pray for complete change of luck
CHORUS
G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
G C
My shoes are all tattered, I've trudged a long mile
Em D
I've stepped in a puddle and I've fell in the pile
G C
I want to lash out but I'm just gonna smile
Em D
While I wait for my luck to be changed in a while
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G C Em D G C Em D
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
G C Em D G
My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!
