Intro: Am Bb Am Bb Am Bb I know many who are worse off than you Am But you stick to your fuck-ups like they're made out of glue F Bb Am Little dysfunk you, now what you gonna do? Bb Your eyes are watery, your mouth made for joy Am F Always quoting Morrisey but did you ever do it with a boy? Am I've got a mouth for joy F#m E And I can take you on, I can take you on D I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior F#m E I can take you on, I can take you on D I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve C Am Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long Em Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you C Am Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long Em Make me crazy D F Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.." Same as Intro: Am Bb Am Bb Am Bb You're not afraid of pain, I know what you did Am F But now the question is, do you really dare to live? Am Hey pretty dysfunk kid Am It's better to be bitter than to seem like a fool Bb Am You say and hide behind your beer-glass F But I'm not so impressed by your dysfunk moves Am 'Cause I'm a dysfunk too F#m E But I can take you on, I can take you on D I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior F#m E I can take you on, I can take you on D I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve C Am Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long Em Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you C Am Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long Em Make me crazy D F Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.." C Am Oh nananana nananana Em Calling out for you, calling out for you C Am Oh nananana nananana Em Calling out for you, calling out for you C Am Em Nananana nananana C Am Em Nananana nananana C Am Em Nananana nananana C Am Em Nananana nananana D F Oh, "so much for bleached nostalgia.." Am Little dysfunk you