Used this video for reference: www.youtube.com/watch?v=groaPrY41Rk
Title is "Me, You and Steve" in the video.
I don't quite understand why the text is different in the first version (and title).
Maybe there's a different version that's more "family friendly"
but I'm going to use what's actually being sung in the video.
All chords have the same length, double length marked with double chords due to editing difficulty.
Song is of course played dynamically. Breaks and slowdowns as seen in the video.
Intro
Am F C G G
=== Verse 1 ===
Am F C G
Candlelight and moonlight all around us, I look into your eyes.
Am F C G
You hold my hand underneath the table and I can't disguise
Am F C G
the way I feel. I could've wished a thousand wishes for this night;
Am F C G
I can't believe that it's finally me and you and you and me, just us.
=== Chorus 1 ===
C G C G
And your friend Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo
Am F C G G
Leave! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going?
=== Verse 2 ===
Am F C G
You took me out for waffles and to the movies, I was hoping for romance.
Am F C G
You even took me to the Mexican Circus, I thought there was a chance
Am F C G Am
we'd be alone. I could've wished a thousand wishes for Steve to disappear.
F C G C
What the fuck's your fucking problem? Why's he always here?
=== Chorus 2 ===
G C G
Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo
Am F C G G
Go away! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going?
=== Bridge ===
Am G C F
It's not that I don't like your friend. But how many hours with him can you spend?
Am G C C
And it's not that I don't think he's great but it's only you.
G G F F C C
Only you. I wanna fellate.
=== Verse 3 ===
Am F C G
Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be and that would be alright.
Am F C G Am
But let a bitch know just what your steez is so I know if I should shave tonight.
F C G Am
I could've wished a thousand wishes 'cause I like to be with you.
F C G
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve there's nothing I can...
=== Chorus 3 ===
C G C G
Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo
Am F C
Seriously, what's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it--
Kate: You know, actually, I don't even care how he's doing.
Riki: Me neither.
C
Steve.
