[verse] A E C#m D Life's a joke that you don't get till you're dead A E C#m D But the punch line isn't funny even then! A E C#m D So I put my faith in nothing and haven't been let down yet A E C#m D Smiling alone, in the rain soaking wet. [fill] A E D E [verse] A E C#m D Love's a made for TV movie that's lame method acting A E C#m D But my audition sucked so I wasn't casted! A E C#m D Instead I watch the trains leave and call it social life! A E C#m (n/c) Like most meaningful interpersonal relationship happens 8 o'clock, NBC, every Thursday night. {fill] A E D E [verse] A E C#m D But I don't care about that now, 'cause I'm fucking drunk! (Fucking drunk!) A E C#m D I don't care about life, I'm happy fucking up! (Fucking up!) A E C#m D I don't care about you now, 'cause I hate everyone! (Everyone!) A E C#m D A Don't need no justification, just gimme the fucking gun!