[John]
F Gm Am Gm
Julie and Russell sat one night,
Gm Am Bb
Russell sparked up a Marlboro light
Bb C Am F#dim
Julie's eyes were all ablaze
Bb Am Gm F Am Bb C
As Russ-ell tried to shun her gaze
F Gm Am Gm
He knew the look, he knew the score
Gm Am Bb
It seemed more manic than before
Bb C Am F#dim
Russell cringed in fear and dread
Bb Am Gm F Am Bb C
As Ju-lie pulled him near and said…
[Catherine]
F
Let's do it, let's do it! I've had a really good idea
Bb
We'll recamp, make more camp
F
A sci-fi show from yester-year
Bb Bbm
I've had banter with Tranter
F Dm
Your written work will be held in the Ming Mong Mantra
Bb C F
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!
[John]
E
Then he said...
[David]
F
I can't do it, I can't do it! You're asking too far much of me
Bb
I'm harassed, embarrassed
F
I've watched the show since I was three
Bb Bbm
Don't choose me, don't use me
F Dm
My mother sent a note to say you must excuse me
Bb C F
I can't do it, I can't do it tonight!
[John]
E
So she said...
[Catherine]
F
Let's do it, let's do it! We'll make a brand-new Doctor Who
Bb
We've got Chris in, all's missing
F
Is a side-kick and an all-Welsh crew
Bb Bbm
It's not silly to ask Billie
F Dm
We'll film in every quarry from here to Caerphilly
Bb C F
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!
[John]
E
Ooh, then he said...
[David]
F
I can't do it, I can't do it! The pressure of the BBC
Bb
I must email some young male
F
to alleviate the stress on me
Bb Bbm
I can't lock out, please lock out
F Dm
Images of Johnny B getting his cock out
Bb C F
I can't do it, I can't do it tonight!
[John]
E
She replied…
[Catherine]
F
Let’s do it, let’s do it! Phil okayed my offer to produce
Bb
We’ll get Trac to take flack
F
When he lets his raging temper loose
Bb Bbm
My decision to use your vision
F Dm
Will make the show the best thing on the television.
Bb C F
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!
[John]
E
And he squawked…
[David]
F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! Chris is giving up his role
Bb
No Time Lord? Oh good Lord
F
How're we gonna fill this whole
Bb Bbm
It’s too complex, we’re all wrecks.
F Dm
My brain is overflowing like a bloody Dalek
Bb C F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!
[John]
E
She excitedly said…
[Catherine]
F
Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ll get another Time Lord in
Bb
Don’t sweat it, you can’t let it
F
Make you sad and maudlin
Bb Bbm
It’s not over, and moreover
F Dm
We’ll get the lovely fellow in from Casanova
Bb C F
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!
[John]
E
And he yelled…
[David]
F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I really think that I can’t cope
Bb
More re-writes, no respite
F
I think I’ve given up all hope
Bb Bbm
It’ll get canned, it’ll be panned
F Dm
Lou says there’s no costumes in the whole of England
Bb C F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!
[John]
E
Then she proclaimed…
[Catherine]
F
Let’s do it, let’s do it! Martha Jones is Freema Agyeman
Bb
We’ll bring back Captain Jack
F
To fight against the Cybermen
Bb Bbm
We’ll cast a great Master
F Dm
He can plunge the planet into global disaster
Bb C F
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!
[John]
F#
Then he screamed…
[David]
G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! You’ve cast Australia’s pop princess
C
It’s madness, my sadness
G
Will make this episode a mess
C Cm
My panic is manic
G Em
The uproar when I kill her off of the Titanic
C D G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!
[John]
F#
Then she expelled…
[Catherine]
G
Let’s do it, let’s do it! The Doctor needs a brand new mate
C
Don’t linger, go ginger
G
I’m gonna bring back Catherine Tate
C Cm
I wanna, you’re gonna,
G Em
Reunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna
C D G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!
[John]
F#
He punctuated…
[David]
F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I’ve gotten obsessed with E4’s Skins
Gm
Writer’s block, please don’t mock
F
It takes my mind off other things
Bb Bbm
It’s so lame, I must blame
F Dm
Dirty thoughts I’m having about Midshipman Frame
Bb C F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!
[John]
F#
Excitedly she said…
[Catherine]
G
Let’s do it, let’s do it! To film abroad will get my vote
C
I promise Ed Thomas
G
Can’t bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat
C Cm
It’s D-Day in Pompeii
G Em
The forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifrey
C D G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!
[John]
F#
And he roared…
[David]
G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! The studio in Rome’s ablaze
C
On fire, it’s dire
F
How the hell are you not phased?
C Cm
It’s mental, be gentle
G Em
They say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol
C D G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!
[John]
F#
So she roared…
[Catherine]
G
Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ve got kids back behind settees
C
Our mission, ambition
G
Was a show for all the families.
C Cm
We should try as our goodbye
G C
A hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai.
C D G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!
[John]
F#
So he shouted…
[David]
G
Oh, let’s do it, let’s do it! I feel like I’ve been set free
Bb
I won’t sweat it, now Moffat
G
Is taking up the reins from me
C Cm
I can’t wait, it’s just great
G Em
I’ve got a cracking way for Dave to regenerate
C D G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!
[John]
F#
Guess what?!?
[All]
G
They did it, they did it! They opened up the TARDIS door
C
They’re terrific, prolific
G
Made it better than it was before
C Cm
A ‘thank you’ from your crew.
G Em
We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who
C D C G
You did it, you did it toni-ght!
