Capo 3rd Fret
[Intro]
Am G Am G
Why Hello there
Am G F C G
You seem to be a very attractive young lady
Am G Am G
I'd like to take you out on the hottest of dates
Am G F
I see that you have a lot of other gentleman suitors
F G
Allow me to make my case
[Verse]
Am G Am
This guy plays football
F G
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
Am G Am
This guy is a weightlifter
F G
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
Am G Am
That dude is a scientist
F G
But I already cured all diseases last week
Am G Am G
And if that's not enough lemme ask
F G
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
[Chorus]
F C G
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Am G
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
F C G
I shall now expose my chest
Am G
Don't act like you're not impressed
F C G
How hard did I just seal the deal
Am G F
With my dragon slayer steel
A#
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
Esus4 E
And my story that's so very totally real
[Verse]
Am G Am
I rode up to the mountaintop
F G
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Am G Am
Til I found the Dragon's cave
F G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
Am G Am
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
F G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Am G Am G
Then I swung my horse like a club
F G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
[Chorus]
F C G
Oh yeah, you are now in love
Am G
With both my dragon slaying nuts
F C G
I killed a demon with these hands
Am G
Did I say I'm also in a band?
F C G
In case you might need more proof
Am G F
I brought the dragon right to you
A#
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
Esus4 E
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Am
Dragon dance!
[Instrumental]
Am Am/G F F/E Dm F E
[Bridge]
Am F
I am a dragon!
G Esus4 E
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
[Chorus]
F C G
Girl, let's go back to my place
Am G
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
F C G
Can you guess what's coming next?
Am G
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
F C G
This is the best day of your life
Am G F
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
A#
All right! Now it's time to decide
Esus4 E
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
