Tabbed by Steve Zelek. Please give credit and link to tab if used. [Intro] e|-------------------|--------------------2-----------|---------------2|--| B|-------------------|--------------3-----------3-----|-----------2^--3|--| G|--------2-------2--|--------4-----------------------|-----------2|--2|--| D|-----4-------2-----|-----4-----4--------------------|--------0--2|--0v--| A|--5-------4--------|--2--------------2-----2-----2--|-----2-------------| E|-------------------|--------------------------------|--3----------------| D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the birds and the bees won't know me A Bm Men and war won't exist no more G And there ain't no gals to keep no score D A I'm taking off for the woods G D To a place where there ain't no shoulds A Bm Don't need no books, I'll ponder the ponderosas G Don't need no lady, I'll marry the mariposas D A I can't waste no time in getting there G D I'll do eighty down eighty with - out a prayer A Bm Don't need no gal, I'll spruce up for the spruces G Don't need no pal, I'll change my mood for the mooses D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the birds and the bees won't know me A Bm Men and war won't exist no more G And there ain't no gals to keep no score D A And if you're wandering where's my ass been G D It's been cavorting amongst the aspens A Bm Don't need no grass, I'll get altered among the alders G Don't need no mass, I'll grovel before the boulders D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the birds and the bees won't know me A Bm Men and war won't exist no more G And there ain't no gals to keep no score D A I'm headed off to Ol' Shoshone G D Where the elk and the owls won't know me A Bm Where there ain't no judges to whom I gotta plea G Because I can be me in Ol' Shoshone.... [Outro] (palm mute) D A Bm :: Bm A :: G D ^ ^ | ^ ^ :: ^ | ^ ^ | ^ | :: ^ ^ | x | ^ | | | | | :: | | | | | | | :: | | v x | | | | v | | :: | v | | v | v :: | | x | | | | :: :: | | x v | :: ::