Standard Tuning EADGBe
Intro/Verse riff:
E-------------------------|
B-------------------------|
G-1-1--1-1-------1-1-1-1--|
D-2-2--2-0-------2-2-2-0--|
A-2-2------0h1h2-2-2------|
E-0-0------------0-0------| (repeat several times)
Verse 1:
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
I don't need no wheels I don't need no gasoline
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Cause the wind that is blowing is blowing like a smoke machine
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
If I said to you that I was looking for a place to get to
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Cause my neck is broken and my pants ain't getting no bigger
Chorus 1:
A F#m E E7
I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
A F#m E E7
I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
Verse 2:
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
All my friends tell me something is getting together
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
I got a beard that would disappear if I'm dressed in leather
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Now let me tell you about my baby she was born in Arizona
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Sitting in the jail house trying to learn some good manners
Chorus 2:
A F#m E E7
I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
A F#m E E7
I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
Verse 3:
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Match sticks strike when I'm riding my bike to the depot
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Cause everybody knows my name at the recreation center
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
If I could only find a nickel I would pay myself off tonight
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Cause nobody knows when he good times have passed out cold
Chorus 3:
A F#m E E7
I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
A F#m E E7
I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
A F#m E E7
I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys
A F#m E E7
I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time
Outro:
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Don't talk to me if you're looking for somebody to cry on
E E7 E E7 E E7 E E7
Don't talk to me if you're looking for somebody to cry on
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(abrupt end)
