Fiona:
Gb Db/F
I had nothing in that tower,
Gb Db/F
Fighting boredom by the hour
Gb Db/Ab
Princess lonely, walking circles,
Eb/Bb Abadd2/C
I had on - ly
Bbm
Bare essentials; army cot,
Ab
A hot plate and a chamber pot and
Gb7 Db
Ev’ry morning I would boil it
Bbm
No choice, I had no toilet
Ab
Just a view of devastation
Gb7
Out one window; Isolation
Db
In my bedroom, and very little head-room
Ebm
Twenty years I sat and waited
Fm
I’m very dedicated
Ebm
On the walls the days were added
Ab7
Luckily those walls were padded
Fbsus2
So I think I got you beat
Gbsus2 Db
I think I got you beat
Fbsus2 Gb Ab
Yeah! Yeah! Yeaaahh!
Fbsus2
I think I got you beat
Gbsus2 Db
I think I got you bet
Shrek:
(Speaks):
Db7sus4 Db Db7sus4
Oh, ya think so? That was a sad story, but
Fm
I’ve heard better, I’m just sayin’
Eb
“A” for effort; thanks for playin’
Db7 Ab
Sad to see a princess suffer,
Fm
But I had it rougher.
Eb
Like that time a mob with torches
Db7
Burned my britches, see the scorches?
Ab
You’re just whiny, I had a flaming hiney!
Bbm7
As I fled I had to wonder
Cm7
If I were torn asunder
Db
Would an ogre go to heaven?
Eb
Did I mention I was seven?
Cbsus2
So I think I got you beat
Dbsus2 Ab
I think I got you beat
Cbsus2 Db Eb
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Cbsus2
I think I got you beat,
Dbsus2 Ab
I think I got you beat.
Fiona:
Cm Bbsus4 Bb
No warm regards
Shrek:
Ab Eb
No Christmas cards
Fiona:
Cm Bbsus4
And ev’ry day
Shrek:
Ab Eb
Was “hell on earth” day
Fiona:
(Speaks):
Okay, top this!
Fm
I missed prom
Shrek:
Gm7 Fm
My dad and mom sent me away
Bb
It was my birthday
Fiona:
(Speaks):
Csus2
I was sent away on Christmas Eve
Fiona (Top), Shrek (Bottom):
C#m B A7
Bare essentials: ar - my cot, A hot plate and a chamber pot; And ev’ry morning I would
No warm re - gards No Christ-mas
E C#m B
boil it, no choice, I had no toilet, just a view of dev-as-ta-tion out one window
cards And ev - ‘ry day was hell
A7 E F#m
Isolation in my bedroom and very little head-room. Twenty years I sat
on earth day “I missed my prom”
G#m A
And waited; I’m very dedicated. On the walls the days were added
My dad and mom sent me away
B
Luckily the walls were padded____
It was my birth - day______
F#m G#m7 A B Badd2 B
Twenty years! My dad and mom sent me away!
“I missed my prom” My dad and mom sent me away!
Fiona:
Badd2
So
Shrek:
B
So
Fiona (Top), Shrek (Bottom):
Gsus2 Asus2 E Gsus2 A Bsus2
I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Gsus2 Asus2 E G A B
I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Both:
Gsus2 Asus2 E
I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat.
G A B
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(Insert farting and burping sounds)
F# A6/E B F# A6/E B F# Asus2/E B F# A F# A F# A F# A F# A F# A F# A
E G A7
Both:
E G A7
Yeah, yeah
E G A7
Yeah, yeah
