RECORD BODY COUNT A G Joey pulled himself to his feet, D Hauled his body back up the bank A G A And looked back down there. A G He said the water was not that deep; D "But I almost drowned there." A G A You can drown in a bathtub so they say. A G "Someone in class called me a loser, D A G A So I decided to skip the day hey hey - skip the day. A G I tried to look casual sneaking round the back, D Past the shotput across the track A G A And to the gate beside the portables. A G But a red tie and school gray slacks D Doesn't blend in with the grass A G As the teacher was changing class. Amaj7 A7 He chased me halfway through the park, Bm Till I ran into the woods; D A And I'm very good in the woods. A G So I was an Indian, D Built a fire by the creek A G And dried my eyes there." Amaj7 A7 Bm There's a record body count this year D A There's a record body count this year. A G Joey stepped up on a block of ice, D Put a rope around his neck, A And fell asleep before he died.