This probably isn't very accurate because I've put the key changes and all that in what I find easiest to play but I've basically compiled the chords I know from the normal Disney songs to the lyrics of After Ever After, It's better than nothing (which is what's currently available) XD. I might do part 2 I'm not sure though :S Thanks xx [Intro] C A7 Dm If you've ever wondered why G7 C Disney's tales all end in lies C Dm Am F Here's what happened after all their F G C dreams came true [Ariel] C G7 C I loved being princess down in C G7 C this beautiful ocean blue C G7 C But mermaids are going missing C G7 C they end up in someone's stew F C G7 C So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills F C G7 C G7 You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no) F C G7 C Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP) F G The British are killing, oil is spilling C C7 Now I can't see... MY EYES! F G China men feast on Flounder's fins Am D7 Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends F Oceans are browning, G I think I'm drowning C Thanks to BP YOU SUCK! [Jasmine] Am Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared E7 My husband's a mark for the War on Terror Am Dm Aladdin was taken by the CIA B7 We're not Taliban B7 You've got the wrong man E7 In Guantanamo Bay Am F7 Am Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa A A7 Dm Interrogation from the nation of the "free" E7 Am Bin Laden's taken the fall C7 F We're not trained pilots at all B7 Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss B7 We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Am Am Am F7 Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country Am F7 E7 Am Set free my Prince Ali [Belle] A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! D A7 D - A - D - A This town's gone wild since I married Adam Bm A D They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn [bottom] in hell) F G C But the charges laid on me D F Ab Of bestiality F A7 D Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch) Gm A7 Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy) D E7 A I hear they plan to burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die) Gm A7 They legit believe I'm Satan D E7 A And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away [Pocahontas] C Am After John Smith traveled back to England C Em I helped my people cultivate the fields Am F More English, French and Spaniards came to visit Dm G Am And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel C Am They forced us into unknown lands of exile C Em They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead Am F So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon Dm G C When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?) Am Em F (Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Am Em (We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? F G C Am Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!) F G Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (adiós, amigos) Dm G I can murder if I please Em F 'Cause I'm dying of disease Am F G C I can paint with the red colors in these men Am [Ariel] Thanks to BP F [Jasmine] Where's Prince Ali? G [Belle] Bestiality G7 C [Pocahontas] I've got STDs