Capo on the 5th fret V1: G I knew a girl who was almost a lady C G She had a way with all the men in her life D Every inch of her blossomed in beauty C G She was born on the fourth of July V2: G Well, she lived in an aluminum house trailer C G And she worked in a jukebox saloon D And she spent all the money that I give her C G Just to see the ol' man in the moon CHORUS: G I used to sleep at the foot of Old Glory C G And awake in the dawn's early light C G But much to my surprise, when I opened my eyes D G C G C G I was a victim of the great compromise V3: G Well, we'd go out on Saturday evenings C G To the drive-in on Route Forty-One D And it was there that I first suspected C G She was doing what she'd already done V4: G She said "Johnny, won't you get me some popcorn?" C G And she knew I had to walk pretty far D And as soon as I passed through the moonlight C G She hopped into a foreign sports car REPEAT CHORUS V5: G Well, you know, I could have beat up the feller C G But it was her who had hopped into his car D As many times as I'd fought to protect her C G This time she was goin' too far V6: G Now, some folks, they call me a coward C G 'Cause I left her at the drive-in that night D But I'd rather have names thrown at me C G Than to fight for a thing that ain't right REPEAT CHORUS V7: G Now she writes all the fellers love letters C G Saying "Greetings! Come and see me real soon!" D And they go and line up the barroom C G To spend the night in that sick woman's room V8: G But sometimes, I get awful lonesome C G And I wish she was my girl instead D But she won't let me live with her C G And she makes me live in my head REPEAT CHORUS