Capo 1 C D Em C D Em C D Em C D Em C (C) G D Em Today I made a toast, to Marlowe, Potter, Fletcher and me, C G D Em And I really scraped the barrel for words which held sincerity, C G D Em Real writers eat their young: exploit anybody, aim to win, C Em D G I'm not as hungry as I could be, but I'm famed for my thick skin, (G) Em C G Waste not, want not, no time like the present one we got. Em C G Waste not, want not, no time like today. C D Em C D Em C D Em C D Em C (C) G D Em Ted Fletchers legs were weak, he spent his autumn years indoors, C G D Em and poor old Phil and Dennis had it too bad to ignore, C G D Em Will I learn from their 'afflictions'? Have I learned from my mistakes? C Em D G I'm praying this is not another hollow 'seize the day' (G) Em C G Waste not, want not, no time like the present one we got. Em C G Waste not, want not, no time like today. (G) Em C G Waste not, want not, no time like the present one we got. Em C G Waste not, want not, no time like today. G C Em C Cm G C Em Cm G C Em Cm G C Em D (G) This one's for my uncle Ted, C He had a big heart and a baldy head, Em I'm tangled up in my own safety net, C D Em So I'll take what comfort I can get, today (Em) D C G This one's for my uncle Ted, C He had a big heart and a baldy head, Em I'm tangled up in my own safety net, C D So I'll take what comfort I can get, G This one's for my uncle Ted, C He had a big heart and a baldy head, Em I'm tangled up in my own safety net, C Cm So I'll take what comfort I can get, G This one's for my uncle Ted, C He had a big heart and a baldy head, Em I'm tangled up in my own safety net, C Cm Em So I'll take what comfort I can get today.