------Dave Graney-------------Rock ?n? Roll is Where I Hide----------------- Em D C Em I want to tell you, about my power, about my mysterious kink D C Em I used to go about, fully believing, I was invisible D C Em The legendary, invisible rock singer, I would open my mouth and spew forth D C No blues, no news, just hey mate, yeah you! Em D C Em Over here, boo! Just for a moment, I would materialise Em D C Anyway, people started to talk, started to talk about this, legendary mysterious Em D Loud mouth invisible rock singer cowboy, I began to act cool, come back C Em Materialise, even though I wasn?t meaning to, people began to come D C Em And see this invisible loud mouth rock singer cowboy, aaah, you know soon D People would sit behind me at cafes, and say he thinks he?s invisible watch C [hold] Jees you know I hate to keep em waiting I tried my best I got quite upset Em D Then I thought, ahh it?s not such a bad thing, to be seen as a guy who C Em Thinks he can?t be seen, even though I know I can, it?s quite a trip Em D C I mean in certain circumstances certain places, anything goes if you're known Em D C Em If you?ve got a name around town as a guy who?ll do anything if nobody?s looking Em D C But if any body?s looking, ?cause they think he thinks he can?t be seen Em Em D I mean they stare, like they think I can?t see em, it?s like I?m blind C Em Like I?m invisible, ah you know soon Em D C Em Everybody?s looking, because they think I think nobody?s looking Em D C Em So I can?t not be seen so I?m not looking at them, I know exactly where they are Em D And even if I was they couldn?t see me because they?re too busy waiting for me C Em Em D To dematerialise right there in front of them, actually, what a place to hide C Em Em I mean say you were a spy, an undercover man, somebody on the run, what better D C Em Place to disappear, what a cover, a lead singer in a rock and roll band Em D C Em You?re poor, you?re stoned, you?re a slave to a unnameable half forgotten ambition Em D C You?re just another guy on the lost highway, a ramblin? man, a pirate of love Em Em D C A rider on the range, a seventh son of a seventh son, a love rustler, a desperado Em Em A bastard right royal, entitled to be bad, the man in black, D C Em Em John the conqueroo, the worlds forgotten boy, meat man Mr blues, the velvet fog D C Em The silver fox, the little cloud that cried, the best dressed chicken in town [intro / middle / outro rif on B string, relative to capo: Em Em Em 5-3-5] capo 2nd Fret