Artist: Tool
Song: Hooker With A Penis
*NOTE* This will not allow you to play along with the track. It is just a fun, easy chord version of the song.
I put some suggested strumming patterns in parenthesis.
[VERSE 1]
(D D - -)
D D D D D D F F
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
D D D D F
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
F F F
New tattoos that claimed that
(D DU U D)
D D C
He was OGT,
C D
After '92,
D C C
The first EP.
(D D - -)
C D
And in between
D D
Sips of Coke
D D
He told me that
D
He thought
D D D
We were sellin' out,
F F
Layin' down,
F F
Suckin' up
F F
To the man.
[CHORUS 1]
(D DU U D)
C
Well now I've got some
G D D
Advice for you, little buddy.
F G
Before you point the finger
D
You should know that
D
I'm the man,
C
And if I'm the man,
G
Then you're the man, and
D A
He's the man as well so you can
F G D D
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
F G D D
[VERSE 2]
(D D - -)
D D D
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb fuck.
D D D D D
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
F F
I sold my soul to make a record,
F
Dip shit,
F F F F
And you bought one.
[CHORUS 2]
(D DU U D)
C
So I've got some
G D D
Advice for you, little buddy.
F G
Before you point your finger
D
You should know that
D
I'm the man,
C G
If I'm the fuckin' man
D A
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
F G D D
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
F G D D
F F D
[VERSE 3]
(D DU U D)
A D D
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb fuck.
F F G G D
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
D D
I sold my soul to make a record,
D
Dip shit,
F G D D
And you bought one.
[BRIDGE]
(D DU U D)
C G D D
F G D D
[VERSE 4]
(D D - -)
F F
All you read and
F F
Wear or see and
C C
Hear on TV
C C
Is a product
G G
Begging for your
G G
Fatass dirty
D
Dollar
N.C.
So...Shut up and
[OUTRO]
(DUDUDUDU)
D D D
Buy buy buy
C C
Buy my new record
D D D
Buy buy buy
C C
Send more money
D D
Fuck you, buddy.
C C
Fuck you, buddy.
D D
Fuck you, buddy.
C C
Fuck you, buddy.
D (hold)
