The Old Dope Peddler by Tom Lehrer C Bb7 A7 When the shades of night are falling, Dm G7 C Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows, C#dim Dm It's the old dope peddler, C G7 C G7 c G7 Spreading joy wherever he goes. C Bb7 A7 Ev'ry evening you will find him, Dm G7 C A-round our neighborhood. C#dim Dm It's the old dope peddler C G7 c c7 Doing well by doing good. F Em He gives the kids free samples, Dm C Be-cause he knows full well Dm G7 A7 That to-day's young innocent faces D7 Dm7 G7 Will be to-morrow's clientele. C Bb7 A7 Here's a cure for all your troubles, Dm G7 C Here's an end to all dis-tress. C#dim Dm It's the old dope peddler C G7 C With his powdered ha-happiness.