The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be
by Tom Lehrer
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Along the trail you'll find me lopin'
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Where the spaces are wide open,
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In the land of the old A.E.C. (yea-hah!)
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Where the scenery's attractive,
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And the air is radio-active,
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Oh, the wild west is where I wanna be.
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Mid the sagebrush and the cactus,
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I'll watch the fellas practice
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Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze.
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I'll have on my sombrero,
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And of course I'll wear a pair o'
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Levis over my lead B.V.D.'s.
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I will leave the city's rush,
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Leave the fancy and the plush,
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Leave the snow and leave the slush
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And the crowds.
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I will seek the desert's hush,
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Where the scenery is lush,
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How I long to see the mush-
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Room clouds.
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'mid the yuccas and the thistles
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I'll watch the guided missiles,
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While the old F.B.I. watches me. (yea-hah!)
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Yes, I'll soon make my appearance
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(soon as I can get my clearance),
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'cause the wild west is where I wanna be.
