C G Quit acting so friendly. Am F G Don't nod don't laugh all nicely. C G Don't think you'll up end me. Am F G Don't sigh, don't sip your iced tea. C Am G And don't say, "It's been a while..." Dm F G And don't flash that stupid smile. C G Am Dm Don't ask me how I've been. C G F G C Don't ask me how I've been. C G Don't think I've forgotten, Am F G you never liked that necklace. C G So cordial, so rotten... Am D F Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast. C G Don't show up so on time C F G and don't act like you're so kind C G Am D Don't ask me how I've been. C G F G C Don't ask me how I've been. C Dm7 Am G7 F# F C ohh ohh ahhhhhhh C G Don't sit there and play just Am F G so frank, so straight, so candid, C G so thoughtful, so gracious, Am F G so sound, so even handed. C Am G Don't be so damn benign F Am G and don't waste my fucking time. C G Am Dm Don't ask me how I've been. C G F G C Don't ask me how I've been.
