Song: Stroking My Beard
Artist: The Beards
Album: The Beard Album
Intro:
E-C#min-A x2
E C#min A
Well you see my beard
E C#min A
And you think that I?m a lazy slob
E
Yeah you see my beard
C#min A E C#min A
And you think that I don?t have a Job (Don?t have a job)
F#min
And you?re right
B
And you?re right
E
I don?t have a job
C#min
(Don?t have a job)
A E
I don?t have a job
C#min
(Don?t have a job)
A E
I do have a beard
C#min
(Do have a beard)
A E
But I don?t have a job
C# min A
(Don?t have a job)
E C#min A
Well you see my beard
E C#min A
And think I mustn?t live decently
E
Yeah you see my beard
C#min A E C#min E
And you assume that I haven?t showered recently (Haven't showered recently)
F#min
And you?re right
B
As it happens you?re right
E
I haven?t showered recently
C#min
(Haven?t showered recently)
A E
I haven?t showered recently
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A E
I don?t have a job
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A E
I do have a beard
C#min A
(But you don?t have a job)
E B A B E
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E B A B E
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E B A B E
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E B A
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E C#min A
Well you see my beard
E C#min A
And you think that I look like a thug
E
Yeah you see my beard
C#min A E C#min A
And you decide that I must be on drugs (Must be on drugs)
F#min
And you?re right
B
On this occasion you?re right
E
I am on drugs
C#min
(You are on drugs)
A E
I am on drugs
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A E
I haven?t showered recently
C#min
(Haven?t showered recently)
A E
I don?t have a job
C#min A
(You should get a job)
E B A B E
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E B A B E
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E B A B E
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
E B A (rest) E
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
C#min
(You don?t have a job)
A E
I don't have a job
C#min
(you don't have a job)
A E
I haven't showered recently
C#min
(Haven't showered recently)
A E
I am on drugs
C#min
(Stop taking drugs)
A E
I've been spending my days
C#min
(spending your days)
A E
Just stroking my beard
C#min
(You are on drugs)
A E
My beard feels really nice
C#min
(That's cause you're on drugs)
A E
I am on drugs
C#min A
(Stop being on drugs and get a job)
E
I have a beard
Beards
