Gertcha - Chas and Dave
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Well There’s A Word That I Don’t Understand, I Hear It Everyday From My Old Man
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It May Be Cockney Rhyming Slang, It Ain’t In No School Book
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He Says It Every Time That He Gets Mad, A Regular Caution Is My Old Dad
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Rub The Old Man Up The Wrong Way And Bet Your Life You’ll Hear Him Say...
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Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
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Gertcha! When The Kids Are Swinging On The Gate,
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Gertcha! When The Paper Boy Is Half An Hour Late
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Gertcha! When The Pigeons Are Pecking At His Seeds,
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Gertcha! When The Barker Starts Digging Up His Beans
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Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
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Barstool Preaching That’s The Old Man's Game
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Now The Old Man Was A Desert Rat,Khaki Shorts And A Khaki Hat
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How Me Mother Could Have Fancied That I Just Don’t Know
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But When The Enemy Came In Sight They Gave Up Without A Fight
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Cos They Rubbed Him Up The Wrong Way This Is What They Heard Him Say
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Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
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Gertcha! When My Rock And Roll Records Wake Him Up
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Gertcha! When The Poles Knocked England Out The Cup
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Gertcha! When The Kids Are Banging On His Door
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Gertcha! When The Barman Wont Serve Him Any More
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Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
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Barstool Preaching He's Always Been The Same
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Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
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Gertcha! When The Dog's Left A Message On The Step
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Gertcha! Lester Piggot When He Lost It By A Neck
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Gertcha! When Me Brother Kicks The Toes Out Of His Shoes
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Gertcha! When The Houseflies Are Flying Round His Food
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Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
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Barstool Preaching, He's Always Been The Same
Gertcha! X 4
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Gertcha! When Me Mother Says He Cant Go Down The Pub,
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Gertcha! Sisters Boyfriend Putting Sister Up The Club
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Gertcha! At The Tomcats, When They’re Kicking Up A Din
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Gertcha! When West Ham beat Tottenham 3-0 for the 'Win'
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Gertcha! When Me Mother Locks Him Out The Flat,
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Gertcha! When Its Raining And He Cant Find His Hat
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Gertcha! In The Mornings When His Motor Car Wont Go,
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Gertcha! Next Door Neighbour When He Wont Give Him A Tow
Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha! (quick fade-end)
