Tabbed by: Trystaticus
Adapted from a tab by: Jon Levert
Cm7 B Eb B
Cm Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb
Cm7
Tommy stutters comically
When he says a lot of things,
B
Mommy does the shopping,
Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,
Eb
He likes to try on mommy's things
B (B) Ebm/Bb
With his hair up in her bobby pins
Abm9
The neighbours very neighbourly
Ebm
Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
Fm7
I heard the plumbers found a finger when they
Bb Bdim
fixed the basement leak
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
B
Turn the TV on
Cm
There's nothing wrong
Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7
Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
B
Drunk from the bar
Hit him with the front of his car
Eb
Drug him so far,
There was nothing but parts,
B (B) Ebm/Bb
For hundreds of yards
Abm9
Those thick damn power lines,
Ebm
Will drive you out your mind
Fm7
Edna sits in the shower sometimes,
For hours and cries,
Bb Bdim
Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
B
Turn the TV on
Cm
There's nothing wrong
Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7
Smoking softly but,
Mommy's body shook
B
Dropped the coffee cup
I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
Eb
Becca was a quiet girl
Behind the wheel
B
With a mouth full of diet pills
(B) Ebm/Bb
A couple beers
Abm9
And some stuff for your sinuses
Dancing in the fire
Ebm
Smashing all of the appliances
Fm7 Bb
The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
B
Turn the TV on
Cm
There's nothing wrong
Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7 B
So pick up the phone
Eb
Fix up your lawn
B
Turn the TV on
Cm
There's nothing wrong
Badd9 B Eb Eb\Db B Bb
Middle America, I love you
Cm7 B
Eb B
Cm Badd9 B
Eb Eb/Db B Bb
