Roller Derby Queen - Chords By Jim Croce Submitted by hahnmichaelb [Verse] E7 Gonna tell you a story you won't believe A7 But I fell in love last Friday evening B7 A7 E7 With a girl I saw on the bar room TV screen E7 Well I was just getting ready to grab my hat A7 When she caught my eye and I put it back B7 A7 E7 And I ordered myself a couple more shots and beers [CHORUS:] E7 G7 A7 E7 The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (round and round, oh round and round) G7 A7 B7 Meanest hunk of women that anybody ever seen Down in the arena [Verse] E7 She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen A7 A bleached-blond mama with a streak of mean B7 A7 E7 She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight E7 The roller derby program said A7 That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head B7 A7 E7 Her fans called her Tuffy But all her friends called her Spike [CHORUS] (BRIDGE) E7 Round and round, go round and round A7 Round and round, go round and round B7 A7 E7 [Verse] E7 Well I could not help it but I fell in love A7 With this heavy duty women I've been speaking of B7 A7 E7 Things were kinda bad till the day she skated into my life E7 Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat A7 But I never met a person who would tell her that B7 A7 E7 She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed hackensack mama (CHORUS) (BRIDGE)