Drunk By Noon
From the album Milk And Scissors
[INTRO]
A G D x2
D
[VERSE 1]
A G D
There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
A G D
But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb
A G D
And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
A G D
He galloped around until hit by a car
D
[VERSE 2]
A G D
And sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
A G D
Just to remind myself I'll never fly
A G D
Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes
A G D
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
D
[CHORUS]
G D
If my life was as long as the moon's
G D
I'd still be jealous of the sun
G D
If my life lasted only one day
Em G D
I'd still be drunk by noon
D
[INTERLUDE]
A G D x4
D
[VERSE 3]
A G D
And sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer
A G D
At least then I'll get to watch TV all day
A G D
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
A G D
Even if all my questions are taken away
D
[CHORUS]
G D
If my life was as long as the moon's
G D
I'd still be jealous of the sun
G D
If my life lasted only one day
Em G D
I'd still be drunk by noon
Em G D
I'd still be drunk by noon
