B It?s that time, that time of the month Well I woke up early and I got a hunch E Gonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away B ?Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why E Listen to the Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go F# E Surfin?, surfin? the wave F# E All the girls are surfin? the wave F# E B Surfin? the crimson wave today B Gonna call in sick to work, I don?t care, my boss is a jerk E Can?t believe all the pain I?m in, get me white wine and vicodin B Call my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo E Sew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, ?cause I?ve got sharks in hot pursuit F# E Surfin?, surfin? the wave F# E All the girls are surfin? the wave F# E B Surfin? the crimson wave today E B F# B There are communists in the summer house E B F# B There are communists in the summer house E B F# B E B F# B Offer them some primrose tea, if you need me, you know where I?ll be F# E Surfin?, surfin? the wave F# E All the girls are surfin? the wave F# E B Surfin? the crimson wave today
